I’m wasting time thinking about a girl
And stealing her away from her world
She and I would run away
I think of all the things that I’d say

We’d talk about important things
And I picture it in my dreams
She’d teach me about modern art
And I’d show her it’s okay to fart and

Maybe I’d impress her
By being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough
She’d let me hold her hand and
Maybe I’ll win her heart
By writing this song about her

Sometimes I sit at home and
Wonder if she’s sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if I’m
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time

Remembering how she laughed at Kinko’s
When I made fun of that guy
Remebering the look she gave me
When I told her that I used to fry

I really want to ask her out
But my ego could never take it
And even if I got the balls
You know that the Cougar would never make it

And in my town you can’t drive naked

And maybe I’d impress her
By being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough
She’d let me hold her hand and
Maybe I’ll win her heart
By writing this song about her

Sometimes I sit at home and
Wonder if she’s sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if I’m
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time

Am I just wasting my time
Am I just wasting my time
Am I just wasting my time
Wasting my time thinking about a girl